an open letter to denis leary.
Please stop taking all our parking spaces and disrupting life for needless blocks on end. You do not put up the parking signs with the mandated notice, and you make the boyfriend call the Mayor’s office for TV and film to complain at least twice a month. You would sing “The Asshole Song” to yourself if you lived here and had to deal with “Rescue Me” hogging Greenpoint constantly.
With kind regards, etc.
P.S. I was almost glad to see The Black Donnellys get cancelled. They just didn’t bother to put up their signs in advance at all.




